Double First Cousin
The recent near-demise of a Florida resident who plowed into the back of a pickup truck and who was charged with driving while shaving, may have nothing to do with the title of this piece. Not directly anyway but double first cousins are a fairly recent anthropological construct that has not yet entered the literature of that august science and thus warrants some explanation. Of course, dear reader, you are not impressed by an introductory statement on driving while shaving, as you personally know people who have crashed while applying makeup, texting and the like. However, it will be a cold day in hell before you meet Joe Black or anyone who drives while shaving their pubic region. That would be Megan Baines, she of the freshly minted DUI and doubly-suspended license from the day before. I speculate here that if you are caught driving on a suspended license, you get arrested, not another period of suspension. But I may be wrong. None of this, of course, brings you any closer to an ...
